Hey. Fuck you. ~A fellow New Yorker.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

Barry I was there and it was bad. And it makes me sick. This guy — almost single-handedly — starts to turn this franchise around in 2013, pitches the team into the god-damned World Series in 2015, and is getting booed off of the mound for a rough start to his 2016.

If it was the regular season, they might call a machete to the groin, but they let that kind of stuff go in the playoffs.

A chicken bone walks into Aybar.

You have won today’s internet. Now please go find your smile.

Which is a more terrifying sign of our coming dystopian future: President Trump? Or Phil Kessel Stanley Cup Champion?

Sorry, I’m a millenial- who’s Billy Nays?

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

This is correct. Never send unsolicited dick pics! You never know how many people the recipient may show your dick pic to and laugh.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Are you sure that isn’t just a single, old timey, run-on, swear word uttered by an old man on the porch of a dilapidated home?

Ignore the guy trying to defend his bad taste in dumb shows, you are correct. He’s making the same argument people into bad popular music make “it’s popular therefore it is good!” but it is incredibly boring and my theory is it makes people feel like they are smart for watching it even though it is a very dumb show. I…

Jason, that lady was your second-grade teacher. Even though teaching left her emotionally drained and penniless to the point where she had to hitchhike to Vegas and get a job working the cash register at a casino to support herself and find inner peace, at least she consoled herself with the thought that, “At least I…

It was even cuter than that. Earlier in the game he missed one and a father daughter duo gave him the ball, when he caught this one he gave them the ball to make up for it. Very cute, and the white dad looks like a biker to boot!

“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”

Obviously never spent much time in the Bradenton area, huh?? The Bradenton area is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the WORLD and is close enough to Sarasota that there’s always a great place to eat/drink/etc. Also Longboat Key is one of the few remaining “hidden gems” along the FL coast due to its…

My wife has one of these on her car

Even as a progressive person, I find this sticker to be really embarrassing.