“I have to pay how much? $890 million?!”

Exactly. There are only two ways it works:

As a Long Islander and a Nets fan, I want to give you the biggest of high fives right now.

FREAK OUT FREAK OUT YEAH! Alabama played a great football game, uhuh. But they couldn’t have predicted the GATORADE BATH NO! Nick Saban, don’t go down the lonesome highway NO! You can onside kick and mental telepathy YEAH!

::RARE ISLANDERS FAN AGREEING WITH RANGERS FAN ALERT::

“Donald Duck. An angry duck with a lisp. You know who’s a better angry duck with a lisp? DAFFY”

“What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine, too!”

These ratings are worth....one quarter portion.