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The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

The Best Fans in Baseball are not discouraged. The Best Fans in Baseball know that sometimes the night is darkest just before the dawn. The Best Fans in Baseball don't have to read your snarky posts trying to talk trash to the Best Fans in Baseball. The Best Fans in Baseball aren't crying right now—they have something

I don’t care who you root for, Bautista knowingly and willfully reached out to grab Forsythe’s leg. Fuck that piece of shit, he lost his team the game. I hope the AL East comes down to a half game and they’re out, and we look back and think of this game. Fuck ‘em.

A wise shot of the ballpark shows tens of thousands of empty seats. Love it.

Watching the Mets. They’re not very good.

You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?

The cardinals suck my dick the right way.

Not only are the Cardinals in last place, but they’re winless in the month of April. Trash.

If you don't strike out 14 times you are not starting the season the right way.

Best strikeouts in baseball. So classy.

Wow, Liriano and Pittsburgh.fanned 14? Now that is the fourteen best fans in baseball.

Also it’s the yankees, so WGAF?

3 WS rings. Gets whatever he wants.

What idiot suggested Jeter was the greatest Yankee of all time?

No kidding. I am of course happy they are poised to be the best Cubs team of my lifetime, but having them as the World Series favorite elevates the potential disappointment to terrifying heights. I am waiting for Jake Arrieta's arm to detach on the first pitch and fly into Miguel Montero's glove.

The whole GAY DWARF pr campain prolly won’t lure the WIFEBEATER DWARF out of retirement.

“Facebook Unfriends NFL”

The NFL doesn’t care who they alienate anymore. The fans, the players, Mark Zuckerberg — but what they’re doing the entire city of London by forcing them to host 3 games is beyond the pale.

Nope, the Giants offered him exactly what he signed for in Boston.