BenSchlonged

BenSchlonged

benschlonged

4/14/16

So boring.

4/14/16

what, the 20% shooting percentage?

4/14/16

You gots the high pussy bone.

4/14/16

Huh? His team couldn’t muster 20 wins. Aim low, hit low.

4/14/16

50 shots, no defense, west coast NBA.

4/13/16

This story shoulda been written in 2010. Maybe it was.

4/13/16

“Never put a microphone on a baseball player.”

4/12/16

“Ya’ll” have never set foot in Boston. Montgomery, AL? You never left, cornpone.

4/12/16

Great Kinja or poor instinct.

4/10/16

I love these ‘lil stories.

4/10/16

She’s fat.

4/10/16

Zero fucks given.

4/10/16

It’s almost as if cops fuck with people because they can.

4/10/16

Please shut the fuck up.

4/9/16

Roberts has to pull Kershaw after Bummer’s tater.

4/6/16

America wins when stl loses.

4/6/16

Cy Young winner Dallas Keuchel on the mound for Houston. Yeah, who cares.

4/6/16

The 2015 Astros defeated the New York Yankees in the Wild Card Game, before losing in five games to the Kansas City Royals in the Division Series.

4/5/16

We all know damn well the fans woulda showed up in Wrigley and Fenway. Just sayin.

4/5/16

A wise shot of the ballpark shows tens of thousands of empty seats. Love it.