OK, junior.

Your off ramp:

Find another 12 homer, .200 hitter with a kid.

jezebel.com

Face-melt take.

Nope.

Hey Chris Sale, the 90s called, they want their John Rocker back.

link.

I remember my first sex partner as well, but mine was a woman.

It’s often reported that Kasich is a raging maniac who spits when he screams.

LIL “esport”

“On accident” is childspeak.

Gotta be law concerning firing a weapon in a home.

Red state.

Wait, we found someone more tone deaf than me?

Dunno, this or Bonds winning make-believe home run derby?

Living here in LA, I’m liking.

G fans also believe Lincecum is still a major league pitcher.

Did anyone really buy this?

Goodell lost his job when he tried to fuck Tom Brady. He’s now oh for career in upheld punishment rulings. The Trump of sport, one could conclude. Makes Pete Rose appear Ivy League.