God forbid I should poo poo on the classics - and it may be because I've never seen a good CLEAN cut of the original but when Heston starts the "emote machine" {picture someone pulling the cord on a chain-saw}, yells that "you did it!" and appears to eat sand, I can't be the only one thinking "Did what? Let climate…

In the photo timeframe.

And trunk briefs while they're at it, dammit!

I can normally shake off a few hours jetlag but we went to Japan for our 25th anniversary - a 12hr time difference from where we live in Canada. I was zonked for close to three days and, more strangely, completely lost my sense of direction. Normally I'm the go-to guy for finding our way around. It was the weirdest…

"She asked MY help!?" said Death.

If it's Carter vs Whitehall, my $$$'s on Carter.

Hey hey hey they're stealin' my bit.

There've been so many "lost gospels" "found" over the years, I choose to invoke and paraphrase Oscar Wilde:

Pick up the phone, and your conversation is suddenly stripped of all the wonderful social nuance of face-to-face chats...

{SNORK} I hope this steam will help my cold.

When looking at professionals, consider the pros/cons for the "big companies" vs "Bob and his brothers Moving." I've had to do a few '3hr drive' moves over the years - small, regional stuff - and small companies with good reps beat the big ones. For a short move, they want to get you loaded, moved and unloaded as…

That sounds remarkably civilized.

He's taught to strut the red carpet like herself, but doesn't do a great job because, well, his instructor needs a lesson herself. She got the foot movements correct but it has to be an aggressive heel stomp in time with the music. She and Cumber are a wee bit too delicate about it.

I was on an iPad and researching/adding links to youtube is a pain. Now that's on a laptop...

"...yeah, he's sure he can control the demon, [but] it doesn't work out."

I wouldn't stay here either.

You must be quite a girl!

I found his rendition of the Beyoncé red carpet stomp MUCH more disturbing.

I think he's one of those cats who thinks "OK. I'm not sure where you're going with this but I'll see how it turns out." (Later, he's pee in their underwear drawer as "an artistic statement.")

{Quietly slips an unpublished script for "Go Fish: The Movie" out of sight.}