Yeahhhhh. I would love to know what qualifies as an “above-average” power chord.

What are you, fucking clairvoyant? How the hell do you know if there was merit to these lawsuits? They just summarized some of the more egregious examples above, and your response is dismissing all others as clear cases of someone looking for unjust enrichment?

O ya? From your close and personal knowledge of this one time you did this gig and got know what its like to deal with drunks this one time and how every single one of them are wrong..but wait no maybe not. Nice story bro! next time lets talk about some shit that actually has some relevance instead of some anecdotal…

You don’t know what a power chord is, do you?

Not being from NJ, but now currently living in NJ has raised my opinion from simply not being a fan of his music to absolutely fucking hating the sounds of his average power chords and terrible voice

As a San Franciscan, I just want to say that I don’t think there’s a better way for The City to spend its money than hosting a prestigious event on its 50th anniversary.

In adolescents, the first thing that’s important is being aware of a kid’s baseline behavior (how they usually act and present themselves to the world) and then looking for very abrupt and marked changes from this behavior. The abruptness is key because a kid will usually do a pretty successful job of rationalizing…

So like lemme preface this by saying I really only come to Deadspin to make stupid jokes and sometimes make fun of the Gawker crowd and also to be like “Hey guys remember when this was just a vanity project for Will ‘The Man From Mattoon’ Leitch? Did he ever get to be grand marshal of the Bagel Days Parade?” But when…

It doesn’t matter how much/little you make, it is tempting when you get a raise to “treat yourself”. Its usually the worst possible choice, of course.

You also said you bumped up your bill pay to get out of debt, I would argue, you should use every single spare dollar you have to get out of debt, and treat yourself,…

Good thing that social media doesn’t decide innocence or guilt. RATIONAL people are upset because he didn’t get a fair trial.

Well no shit. Fun fact, my rookie year with the Vikings, I finished out the last 3 games of the season punting with a torn ACL in *my kicking leg* because the team doctors didn’t tell me it was torn. Go in for my exit physical, and it’s all “Oh, yeah, you have a torn ACL, you should get surgery on that.” You better…

St. Cletus had taken both regular season matchups, and the rubber match here took place at Immaculate Conception out in Elmhurst.

American Pharoah would have easily beaten Kerber.

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

Yikes man. First of all..

See, the irony here is that Sam Hinkie himself would be the first one to tell you that comparing players using basic counting stats is next to useless.

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

In the before times, parents took an interest in their kids' extracurricular activities.

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