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Oh right, that completely justifies the frequent harassment, invasion of privacy and constant disruption to their lives. I didn’t see before your comment enlightened me that they asked for this and deserve it because they own a famous house. I can’t believe how I didn’t realize that they are in the wrong not to

OR People could find something better to do with their lives and stop harassing an elderly couple who probably don’t want to turn their house into a museum for a gaggle of rubbernecking gawking morons.

“99.99999999999999% of Corvettes aren’t driven like they are meant to be driven.”
Replace Corvettes with “nearly any legitimate sports car.” It’s the most tragically ironic thing that the people who would drive the shit out of a nice sports car can’t afford one.

The bow-ties do appear on the outside though, in the red flag of the Corvette emblem.

That would be bloody hilarious if GM was rolling around in an old DP trolling people.

How do you think one of the best C4 Vette’s in recent history came to be?

Nah I’m sure it’ll be fine...

If you went to McDonald’s for their nasty-ass chicken nuggets just to get some sauce because a cartoon character raved about it, you are one of the most gullible fools ever. You got played by a cartoon and a mega-corporation.

If you waited in line for hours to get said sauce, you have officially failed at life.

Maserati loves company.

This house will attract the Belmont clan...

That being said covenants exist for a reason: Property Value Protection

If someone ran up to me and screamed, “Quick, tell me something about a car!” I would assume it was you and Jalopnik deadlines are no joking matter.

Easy, Mongo…

Poor guy, doesn’t have a Lois.

Incredible job but you forgot one detail.

Smallville never delivered

Canada has a $347 overpayment...

One of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life was a Bentley Arnage parked in a handicapped spot in the public garage at the Battery with four boots on it, one on each wheel.

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

I read that as “prepped” because I feel like the Marine Raiders idea of preparing an exit is to throw a bunch of grenades outside first.