Ben Regenspan
Ben was formerly a web developer at Gawker Media Group/Gizmodo Media Group/Fusion Media Group @ Univison
Oct 11

Holup, Ernie kinda hot....

Oct 11

Hi. Casey, Former Kinja Dev, here. On like day one working at GMG, after work, I was standing on the Bowery J platform probably looking like some kind of scared dog getting an enema (new situations stress me out sometimes). Ernie saw me in that state and said hello and chatted me up. The rest is history. Good vibes Read more

Nov 13 2017

And the winner for Best Beta Boy Blogger goes to Hamilton “Cucks” Nolan. Good luck marking territory with weak ass deodorant as Alphas dominate your crushes. That’s why I always cover my neck in real blood before I go out; puts out a good “I’m dangerous and live in the woods” feel. Chicks love it, as told by the Read more

Oct 20 2017

I love you all but will be FURIOUS if I end up in the greys.

Jun 21 2017

This was clearly ISIS and not just regular contractors. How else do you explain them yelling “Allahu Snackbar” as they made off with their troves of Junior Mints and Whatchamacallits?

May 17 2017

I’m in full agreement with most of the glaring flaws pointed out here, except this last little bit:

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Jan 4 2017

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

Oct 18 2016

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

Sep 26 2016

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?