“Yuletide Homicide” is definitely going to be my band’s Christmas single next year.

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We could always outlaw lobbying, or at the very least make it much more difficult for wealthy lobbyists to do so.

It’s not the Red Forest from 12 Monkeys?

+1000000000 for the Cradle of Filth reference. I would prefer he sing what I personally think is the best-titled song ever, "Lustmord and Wargasm: The Licking of Carnivorous Winds." I'd take any of his classics, though.

Just GET that woman a Pulitzer already!! That whole comment thread is golden, too. The defenders are summoning waaahmbulances as we speak.

I was reading this at work and ended up having to fake a coughing fit to cover up my laughter. This was absolute amazing!!!

OMG, the pathetic attempts from Trumpists to defend the trees/Melania really are amazing.

we have term limits. they’re called elections and i’m not in favor of any other kind and that includes the 22nd amendment.

Pitch: it’s Dexter meets The West Wing....

Seriously, I’m waiting for Dani Filth to pop out from behind one of those trees and start belting out “Lord Abortion” any second.

Someone referred to it as the Hall of Yuletide Homicide.

I’d love to peg it some way inversely to the full retirement age of Social Security.  You fuckers wanna raise our retirement age?  For every year you push us back, you get booted 10 years earlier.

• There’s a reason why we are alarmed by Melania Trump’s creepy red Christmas trees. [Guardian]

Just one more reason that if it not for your winters you’d probably have “caravans” of American “criminals” headed your way seeking asylum.

Holy shit. I am so glad I am Canadian. My whole process was make the appointment, they fit me in 5 days later (including a weekend), quick counselling session to make sure I wasn’t being pressured and knew what I was doing, I was out in two hours and went to my GP for the follow up a week later. Total cost: $5 for…

So. Is the lesson here to stop giving corporate tax cuts? 

This just in, kids:  brands aren't your friends.

I guess this shows what Americans really think about climate change; Buy a Big Truck or SUV instead of smaller more efficient cars - America has spoken!

Poletown Neighborhood Council v Detroit from Michigan Supreme Court Historical Society