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No matter how spectacular any of us are in our jobs, there's not one of us, including Megyn Kelly, spectacular enough to be worth 69 million dollars in salary.

Obviously I don’t think she should get a penny because I don’t think she should have been hired, in the first place. But it was inevitable she’d get the full amount.

I was bored and watched Parade’s End (which only led me to be more bored, but it was find background noise for cooking) and he’s has this awful Matthew Crawley blonde hair. Which is fine on pale blue eyed Dan Stevens, but no good, very bad on Cat Alien. He needs a dark contrast. 

“Last, but not least, I want to thank me. I want to thank me for believing in me. I want to thank me for doing all this hard work. I want to thank me for having no days off. I want to thank me for never quitting . . . I want to thank me for just being me at all times. Snoop Dogg, you a bad motherf - - ker.”

All I know is that the guy she chose to take his place/turns his collar up to better frame his face.

This is a thing:

I love Snoop Dogg’s positive words of affirmation.  I’m going to mutter them to myself during Thanksgiving holidays with the in-laws.

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Peak whale tail was marked by “Superbad”.

I wholeheartedly agree

I am the official family leftie, having been born and raised in the SF Bay Area. The rest of my family is from a small town in Trump Country and most of them still live in the area where they grew up. So I’m the go-to relative for the kids of my cousins who are (pick one or more) coming out as gay, in an interracial

Hard to say. The Lake Canisius area (if that’s where the family actually lives) is pretty wealthy, but I’d always had the impression they were pretty liberal too.

I think you live in The Bad Place. :(

She joined Amway?

YUP. They think all of this is going to break her- it will only increase her resolve, and that of her followers. 

Fremdschämen.

I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.

I have been mistaken for a janitor and a transient trying to gain access to the building by people with very little in the way of any kind of meaningful authority. It brings me petty joy every time they see me with someone from admin and then try to greet me the next time we interact. I just pretend they’re invisible

She’s the future. And every time they look at her, deep down they know that she had to be smarter, better and work harder than them to get there. And she did it. 

These people are all terrified of her, of what she represents.

I am a female lawyer in my early 30s and I regularly get mistaken for an assistant or paralegal. It adds extra difficulty to my job since I need to establish credibility before I can even engage with clients.