Well, we certainly agree on that last point. For $90, give me a bottle of Jameson over 18 Bud Lights every day of the week.

I think your math’s a little off, although Jameson still comes out slightly cheaper per ounce of alcohol according to my calculations. A six-pack (72 ounces) of Bud Light at 4.2% gives you 3.024 ounces of alcohol. A $30 sixer thus comes out to just under $10/ounce ($9.92 to be precise). A standard 750 mL (25.36 oz)…

I find it hard to believe that the Big 12 weighs geographical considerations heavily in making membership determinations, given that it took on WVU, which is nearly 900 miles from the nearest conference member.

It should be “the lack of an ‘ “, if we’re going to be pedantic.

But nary a yellow ribbon or artistic-deer-outline-thing (what are those?). The guy’s not even trying.

In an effort to fetch incriminating evidence regarding his former bosses at CAA, NFLPA is offering to reinstate Dorgra and reduce his fine. A source close to the situation expects he will roll over soon.

Don’t disagree with your underlying point, but the phrase is “lies, damn lies, and statistics.”

HAve you considered the possibility that Kobe gets double teamed not because he is good, but because otherteams know he won’t pass and thus there is no drawback to sending an extra guy?

You left out the best part: Devin Booker’s Drke-inspired celebration.

Wait. Which is it? I’m uninformed because I’ve “never looked at an NBA rule book” or I’m naive because fouls “are NEVER called exactly as written” in that rule book? Your complaint was that “no one fucking hits him” when he goes to the basket. Under the rule you cite, fucking hitting him when he is shooting almost…

Yup. The lineup works because, even if you have a guy in the post that can score on Draymond, the length and defensive skill of their wings (along with the “new” defensive rules that allow them to cheat over into passing lanes without committing to a double team) make it damn near impossible to get him the ball.

So you’re saying that you hate his game because his opponents don’t break the rules when trying to guard him? To each his own, I guess.

Also, also is an adverb.

Nerd response: It depends on their respective mass and velocity.

If enough people don’t want the cars because they hurt the environment, even if EPA allows them on the road, then that is going to lower the value of the car, which constitutes legal injury. Even if my enjoyment of driving the car is significantly lessened, that can in itself constitute injury. The damages wouldn’t be…

Also, your drain is likely to get clogged if you keep putting unopened bottles down it.

In that scenario, the TDI is the guy with the broken arm and the two “poorly maintained vehicles” are the Iraq vet with the missing arm. I guess I could have offered a better explanantion. I was repsonding to your suggestion that, because other poorly-maintained cars also produce significant air pollution, we…

What’s that, you have a broken arm? It’s quite painful? Fuck you, buddy. I saw an Iraq vet today with his arm blown clean off.

I could complain about Dara Housman and her frustrating misuse of the word “nonplussed,” but I won’t.

No idea under your state’s constitution, but under the federal constitution, it’s very unlikely. You don’t have a physical invasion, e.g., the government or a government-authorized utility physically placing something on or otherwise using your property, nor has the regulation deprived you of “all economically…