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Ross Benes
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Feb 27 2015
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I never heard that quote before. But it concisely sums up the truth of the matter.

Feb 3 2015
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I am on lialda, prednisone, imuran, and lots of avocado

Feb 3 2015
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Isadora died for nothing

Feb 3 2015
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Not really. I mean I had autoimmune hepatitis well before I had UC. So if anything, that disease would have been the one to get me to give less shits. But I was in jr high then, and gave so few shits to start with, I had barely any left over to give away. Read more

Feb 3 2015
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I am opposed to habitual shaving as much, maybe even more so, than I am to ties. I just haven't gotten around to expressing it publicly yet.

Feb 3 2015
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you anti-snug-ite

Feb 3 2015
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What the hell is wrong with being a sleazy coke-dealing porn producer? You even see Boogie Nights?

Feb 3 2015
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TIE-RANY! Jesus, why didn't I think of that?!?!

Feb 3 2015
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Theirs the door if you cant handle it

Feb 3 2015
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I don't blame people for wearing them when they have to. If I meet an editor for the first time this week, you bet your bippy I'll likely wear a tie. I get having to go along with them. They are just so divorced from any actual purpose. Even watches and coats, in their fundamental state, serve a purpose, even if we Read more

Feb 3 2015
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Isadora died for nothing

Feb 3 2015
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Only for Czech fetishists or Seinfeld fans

Feb 3 2015
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There's an underground grassroots movement aching for an anti-tie lobby man

Feb 3 2015
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Regarding point #2. I have had an anal fissure and hemorrhoids before. But I think my ulcerative colitis might DQ from the act itself being responsible.

Feb 3 2015
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Owning a watch, and avoiding it to check time, might be even cooler than a suit jacket. I bet you don't wear shorts either.