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Wait, what?

In this case, I actually think she’s doing good by sharing her misery. I feel like that’s pretty relatable.

Literally!

Exactly! Very well put.

We would all do well to collectively remember that fact! C’mon now. It would probably be easier to accept if we didn’t spend our lives pretending it wasn’t going to happen to us.

Very true. Christie Brinkley could even have a daughter named Millicent Gurgitch and that would be acceptable.

It’s spelled correctly. So that’s ok.

Horrifying.

Because they have no problems with women.

They’re kidding right??? Millihelen, I *LOVE*! And I love The Vane! And Morning After! And Kitchenette! And Defamer! They are literally destroying all of my favorite places on Gawker.

Honestly? I feel like if anyone can do it, Anonymous can. I may have been overly influenced by Mr. Robot this past summer, but go Anonymous!

You do dilute it, yes? Dr. Bronner’s can and should be diluted with water.

Fresh Air did a good interview with Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang:

No wonder so many ghost stories come from Victorian times.

I mean, the scientists who say that aliens built them are just wrong.

I want and need Melanie Mayron’s boots.

After watching that trailer, I think I will just wait for the SNL parody. Because that’s kind of how the trailer looks. Like a tepid SNL skit that’s not as funny as they want it to be but you can see what they’re going for.

Anybody who is wearing this stuff is obviously too young to have done it the first time around.

This comment deserves way more than 20 stars! Well, here’s an extra star for you, even though it’s the wrong album:

The fake ad T-shirts being sold at Old Navy and the like were imitations of the real, actual vintage T-shirts 80s kids had been thrifting and wearing for years at that point. When the fake “vintage” T-shirts came out I remember thinking how weird it was to create such a thing and mass-produce it.
That said, seeing