Any Halloween party I’ve been to as an adult featured drinking, games and general merriment, not childish storytelling, but to each their own.

I’m sure guys like him do better than you at adult parties. I’m sure your fellow 5th graders love your spooky tales, though.

1. Think of it this way. As a kid, I couldn’t explain why the lights came on when I flipped a switch. They just... Did. Now, of course, why the lights come on with a switch flip has a perfectly reasonable and logical explanation. I just didn’t have the knowledge base and critical thinking skills to come to that…

“Now I wonder if the decision to promote her as a party girl was deliberate.”

You wanna hear a scary story, kids?

100%.

That’s the Belichick Signal. Figures his darkens the daytime sky.

Maybe he can use the fat suit from the Eat It video and impersonate Jon Gruden.

If you have ever, ever, eaten anything that was processed and sold or wasn’t prepared from scratch (or as close to as reasonably possible) in your own home kitchen, I can nearly guarantee you that you have ingested some quantity of at least some of the following:

Time will indeed tell all.

You want a harmless truth I know you’re gonna be offended by?

For someone who doesn’t want to have this discussion again, those sure are a lot of words, some of them spelled correctly.

Well, I have no clue who you’re even talking about, then, but VR is the kind of thing that’s going to be a tough sell to anyone but the hardcores because of several issues, not the least of which are the entry price being cost-prohibitive, a lack of third-party development/support and the overwhelming likelihood that…

This was crosslinked to Gawker. I think I’ve got about 5 posts on Kotaku total, I never normally visit here and I’m a Wii U owner. I am the definition of casual.

As a casual, I do. It ain’t this.

Can’t even act surprised. There’s never gonna be any shortage of sucking at a Skins game.