I'm 5'5. If I was 100 pounds, I would be dead. I'm 150 pounds and I look great. Fuck those idiots.

They have a picture of you hanging on their internet clubhouse door.

Whenever a guy who was interested in me referred to himself as a "nice guy," he was usually a total fucking insufferable asshole. You're not a nice guy. You're THAT guy. THAT guy is the one who takes you on a date, pays for everything, and then gets mad when you won't kiss them. He's the guy who stalks you on FB chat.…

Why is she posed so awkwardly? It's painful to look at.

Is that a Trapper Keeper cover behind her?

This is right up there with taxidermy gone wrong.

Oh my.

I usually cross the street when I see people I know, but I don't want to do the "stop-and-chat."

Our societal standards of beauty are completely fucked, and they become progressively more warped with each passing day.

My friend said all I can think of "So we beat off," and I can't stop laughing.

I'm glad you think something that carries deep meaning for me is awful. You must be a lovely person irl.

My mom approves :)

It's an illustration of the quote. Tease me all you want. I love it, and that's all that matters.

Nope, because I'm in my 30s, researched for over a year to find the perfect tattoo artist to design it. And now I have a beautiful piece of art on my shoulder blade for the rest of my life. It's an illustration of the last line of The Great Gatsby. "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into…

I vote for a tattoo right above the vag.

You sound like my mom when I told her I was getting my tattoo.

"Are you at least talking to somebody?" "Have you been on any dates in the past month?" "When was the last time you had sex?" "Was the sex enjoyable?" "How many people have you slept with?"

If you don't know what my relationship status is, we're not friends. It's as simple as that.

Don't forget, you have to write out a reason why you're asking as well.

I saw this on my friend's page who is living with his lovely girlfriend who doesn't feel it's necessary to make a big deal about the relationship on Facebook. They're happy together, and that's all that matters. This new feature is fucking ridiculous. No, I don't want to ask somebody about their relationship status.