How about this?

I'll share my own experience, you can decide on what to try or ignore. When our kids were young, we had a Metro that got pretty scary at times. I took out the back seat, and then turned the hose (with nozzle on jet setting) full blast on the floor carpets. I actually parked sideways at the top of the driveway to…

I think the world of you Drew, but there is NO WAY to ignore that little shiny boy. In todays world, I think he would sell more $3.00 punch tickets than Hitler. Who can deny the joy they would feel unloading one on that face. (hint) ONLY LIARS!

Raisins? How do we really know that those things are raisins? Maybe they just empty all of the bug zappers from BIG COOKIES into the dough, and we are all blissfully chewing on dessicated houseflys. My thought process troubles me at times.

This is date rape in a can, kind of like fruit flavored flavored wines and Malibu rum.

There are an awful lot of people who pursue alternate realities of their own making. While watching this, I could not avoid thinking about the birthers, and even more repugnant, the Sandy Hook "Truthers". (Ultimate misnomer). In this worldview, facts are something to be ignored and scorned, as is intellect. The recent…

So is Victoria Jackson hoping to get signed on Team Westboro Baptist? She's making a pretty convincing pitch, it's hard to believe that she was funny at one time. What dies in a person to go so completely off? It's like watching a rocket lose signal and veer off unguided and uncorrected until crashing spectacularly.…

Cosmo is dedicated to fucking. Fucking a guy to make him “like” you? Cool. Fucking yourself to meet the Cosmo standard? Shit yeah, you bet I will! Fucking an endangered species? Somehow, I just don't think they care. If killing all the tigers will make my fuck buddy a better lay, sign me up! I will never understand…

I wanted to throw out another option. Earlier this year I bought a Nook color, and later found out that the device can be converted to a fully unlocked Android tablet by installing an SD card that I purchased from Androidfornook.com that has Cyanogenmod 7, a very popular version of Android based on Gingerbread 2.3.7.…

Did Courtney Stodden write this article, or does it just sound that way to me? The writer is trying for Irreverent, but is ending up as irrelevant. In her own words, she is "cool, edgy, and artistic". (Just in case you didn't catch that from this piece). I DO think that"waxed asshole" is a great addition to the…

Cal used this against our Ducks, it always seems to be some jumbo sized baconback that goes down. I was really hoping to see a Ducks/Bama title game, but I loved seeing the tide roll out. Manziel reminds me a lot of Marcus Mariota, they both have something special going on, and they will be likely be superhuman by…

I bet that dolphin startede out as a minnow tat.If nothing else, this makes me want to get back on the diet, so I salute you noble chunkster.

As a Ducks fan this was satisfying on a deep emotional level. The list of excuses posted on Bleacher Report was long on reasons, short on reality, kind of reminded me of the hard-core conservatives trying to rationalize the elcetion results. I have to say, I enjoyed the hell out of it! Note to SEC: You are not gods.

Aqueous humor at it's best......

That looks just like little Paulie, the Ryan boy that was on TV last night!

"Mr. Turtle is my Father."

kind of like a turtle, just uglier.