He needs to be arrested for crimes against architecture.

if anyone ever leaks info about like, seekrit handshakes and hazing and shit i will die. i love anything seekrit. anything.

Buy shape wear 2-3 sizes larger than recommended! That's what I do. It smooths panty lines without squeezing you unto the point of misery.

"I will see YOU in 30 days!"

First of all, how on earth did you get a copy of this? When I sent it out I explicitly wrote PRIVATE DO NOT SHARE (in all caps like that) at the top. I'd like to point our that whoever leaked this removed that, so by law, reprinting this is illegal. I know this because my father is very rich, runs Fowler Enterprises,…

Yes, Cliff Clavin Klein. My favorite brand.

These stories vindicate the course I took of bottling up my feelings, not discussing them with anyone, and not trying to pull off stuff like this.

Do people in America seriously recognize Dakota Johnson enough to bother her? I know 50 Shades of Gray is a Big Deal, but I'm pretty celebrity-aware and I wouldn't recognize Dakota if she dangled a pair of handcuffs in my face.

She thought the underground railroad was a REAL TRAIN. A. REAL. TRAIN.

I went roller skating today. That's my "exercise" that I know I enjoy and will stick with. My doctor told me to "join a gym" at my last physical where we discussed my need to shed some weight. I laughed at her.

Ok, now I'm impressed. I can barely write a grocery list on my phone.

I am 100% against the death penalty in any and all cases. That said, the idea that beheading is "barbaric" is just western racism.

This has weighed heavy on her heart for months? FOR MONTHS?

I was homeschooled. I followed a normal curriculum that had no religious influence at all. I was supervised by a credentialed teacher who I could email or call if necessary. I graduated two years early from high school. Nothing wrong with homeschooling if it's done right.

Also, if you are big, and you got lucky with your dress, consider selling it on. My dress should have been £1300, but I bought the shop sample for £500. I could have kept it but I'd never have worn it again. I sold it on ebay for £180, and had the pleasure of giving someone else the joy of wearing properly engineered…

If your dress cost you £150 brand new and the seller tells you it's made of silk, beading, hand stitched embroidery and/or Chantilly lace, they are lying. It is that simple. Either spend the money on the real deal if that is what you want, have a dress made by a local dress maker, or buy from a reputable online…

Oh. Now I get it.

Hopefully those two crazy gals never get a hold of some reefer! That stuff will really cook your goose!