Like a tattooed toe.

This picture really makes them look like the heads of every single joint sorority-fraternity Spring Fling committee.

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

And the way her hand just hangs there, in a limp scratching claw, as she cycles through every human emotion before finally resigning herself to her fate.

I've never heard of that! My mom would also be too much of a germaphobe for that. Plus, me or my sister would probably have eaten them, we were not the brightest kids.

I was really, really hoping for baby Björn-style. I am disappoint.

Does that vibrator remind you of anybody?

So proud of those kids, they've just made my night! It's just like the Children's March of 1963! I now have nothing to say to all of this, but:

I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

"Day drinking"... it's a funny alarm concept. Isn't it more depressing drinking away at night? Having something to drink while the sun is shining and the bees are humming away sounds happier. Especially when it's your day off, you're still composed, and your having fun at a lunch/auction with other people you know.

I think it might be the background, or the title/font, or just the colors chosen for the whole composition, but on first glance it thought it was a jehovah witness pamphlet.

I hear you. But might do it again.

ITS COOKIE TIME!

This might be cheating, because I submitted this one a few years ago to Jez (see? I'm trustworthy enough to get out of the greys - I'm an old timer!), but it remains the worst Thanksgiving:

I respectfully submit Tuggar, as it hints at what their sex life will probably be like.

Yep- and let me tell you, it banged me up a lot worse than the razor burn on Darren Wilson's face.

He didn't want Barbara to come out of retirement. She may be old and nutty, but the woman can fuck you up in an interview so calmly in her Oscar De La Renta suit. He'd end up perjuring himself.

In that second pic she's sayin', "I'm just sayin'!"

I think Angelina's right, that hat looks stupid. Get a new hat, Brad.