If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

I just lived through six rounds of chemo, and yes, it was fucking awful. But you know what? It sure beats the alternative, which was dying. "Possibly having issues for the rest of your life" is a far better option that "certainly not living."

Utilitarian design... Score one for Sisko's Mutherfuckin' Pimp Hand.

And that is why the Defiant was and is the best ship ever. Breen attacks excluded.

#copsagainstracethatpickedcotton

My rebel digestive track would rebel against this rebel heart.

But it all relates to rebel hearts! Everyone and everything that is good in the world is now branded as a rebel heart! Everything that has ever happened in the world ever is now considered a rebel heart because I keep referring to them as a rebel heart! Btw my new album is called rebel heart! If you don't like my…

Finally! This is what needs to be happening! The justice system does little for victims, so it's up to us. I'm just sorry the boyfriend didn't kill the asshole. This is an extreme opinion, I know. But I'm so sick of men thinking they can do whatever the hell they want.

Or, if you want to go the other way

I think the word "fuck" is the duct tape of words. It's a word full of contrasts (the difference between "fuck me" and "fuck you"), one of the most useful connecting words in any given phrase ("Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson" and "Ozzy Fucking Osbourne", not to mention a bacon fucking cheeseburger vs. an ordinary…

Fuck Rudolph as a song. Dude gets shit on his whole life and then he's all a hero because he did a bunch of blow on Christmas Eve? If I were Rudy, I'd tell everyone, including my fatass boss, to go fuck themselves and try to fly that sleigh without me and my magic nose. Rudolph is a tragic character who should have…

♫ And those three men came from afar,

Baby It's Cold Outside didn't rank last? I guess you didn't poll Jezebel for this one, eh?

chili cheese flavored Fritos are the shit.

So ... this, but with a shell made of Fritos?

Yeah, I went digging around after reading that. Jaime definitely has a bone to pick and is not afraid to throw down. DO NOT FUCK WITH JAMIE. Jamie is the new patron saint of giving no fucks.


For what it's worth, rapist mom is coming off as pretty damn delusional in regard to this little bit of the back story.…

I will be happy when the cookie monster vocal fad dies out. It gets in the way of a lot of otherwise good music.

Lord, that scene made me want to hurl...

I don't think Drew's going to top Green Bean Asshole. Emmitt's all downhill from here. Helluva run.

It was their second choice after The Sperm brought in a less affluent crowd