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If the final total was $4000 the real lesson here is to never make a 87.5% down payment on a fake assault in order to monetize a pay raise on a TV show.

...is going to crap a statue of itself

Why are you quoting Patrick Mahomes?

30 minutes!? what am I supposed to do for the other 29? 

Why do you keep ignoring the human trafficking angle? This is your second comment, at least, in which you willfully pretend it’s not an integral part of this story.

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“What in the world is New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft thinking?! And worse, what’s he doing?!!!!”

“Why is this still a crime?”

I will reserve judgment until I see how Belichick orchestrated this in order to gain an advantage in the next Patriots game.

It won’t just be them. Stand by for Joe Buck and Troy Aikman to lecture us on how much the Patriots had to overcome with all the “off-field issues during the course of the season”. It will be the main story-line for the Super Bowl LIV pre-game show.  

I still don’t really get what the end game was. He’s a victim of a hate crime...which leads to him being a bigger star somehow...which makes Fox pay him more? Because if so I think he sadly overestimated how much the American public cares about hate crime victims.

The literal article you are commenting contains a quote from the detective working the case describing how this specific massage parlor engaged in human trafficking.  

“You may not like the Patriots but you have to respect them”

The article makes the point that many of these women were there against their wills and had no choice at all.

Except most of us regular folks are smart enough to know better.

#HappyEndings
#TheyH8UsCuzThey8ntUs

Neither a dead girl nor a live boy. Nothing to see here.

“Nobody believed in us.”

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.