Just from the headline I knew this had to be a Jam Handy production. 

We had an 84 coupe that was the first new car I can remember my family buying. Every other one that we had was either from a time before I was born or a second hand AMC from my uncle who worked there. The Tempo was the car that I drove the most with my shiny new license. Looking at the pictures of the interior brought…

Despite being a huge fan of the Muppets my entire life and being old enough to remember Kermit being on Sesame Street and watching The Muppet Show and Fraggle Rock when they were new I had somehow never seen this special before. But discovering it for the first time this year along side my 5 and 3 year old may…

In addition to the standard hell no to a Hummer, this one pissed me off because the owner will spend $50 on tire shine but can’t be bothered to spray a little wheel cleaner.

Unfortunately I think history has shown us that the most likely thing to happen is that they would take the money and just add even more advertising. Now if Torch wanted to round up Patrick and Kristen and Michael and some of the others that have left and follow the former Deadspin folks to an automotive Defector…

I would have to be absolutely hammered to watch one of these movies so what I was having while it was on would just be details.

Still not as fucked up or harmful as H.R. Pufnstuf

There have been a number of studies looking at the steady and continuous rise in narcissism in the Western civilizations over the past 40 years or so. No room for self deprecation.

If you would have just shown me this:

Still better than Blues Brothers 2000

Oh Snap!

The more I learn about Citroen the more I think I am going to have to own one at some point.  The quirkiness and style is just too much to pass up.

The blue is a nice color? Seriously, that’s all I can come up with as a counterargument.

They should have called it the UAF. 

“And then there is this other part where I just stand here for 3 hours while the bad guy just talks non-stop?”

Man after about the 5th take I bet that Chrysler guys was like:

Oops, I’m sorry to say that position has already been filled.

Bravo! I highly encourage you continuing down this path to becoming the Takeout Torchinsky.