There should just be a law that either your EULA has to be readable for the average adult within about 15 minutes, or your company is financially obligated to provide each and every one of your customers with a personal attorney to read the EULA for them and advise them on it.

“Alliance Defending Freedom, a pro-life anti-LGBTQ Christian legal advocacy group”

“Definitely not my type though”

You know what the single best thing about USB is? That it’s one single type of port that is compatible with almost every single device out there and it keeps you from ever having to worry about which of these multiple connector standards will or will not work for you.

Currently the top-rated review for this wand claims that anything you buy with it is likely to come with a huge markup in price, especially for anything not sold directly by Amazon.

Currently the top-rated review for this wand claims that anything you buy with it is likely to come with a huge…

No doubt this “secretive company” will join the proud ranks of all those other secretive companies that have, over the past few years, set up asteroid mines, build fusion reactors, built *cold* fusion reactors, and filled our skies with flying cars. What they want to do is definitely very exciting, but I’m feeling…

Well, like the old saying goes, once you’re in orbit, you’re halfway to anywhere. The hard part is launching spacecraft from Earth and into Earth orbit. If you could refuel them in space, you wouldn’t have to launch all that heavy fuel out of Earth’s deep gravity well. The Moon’s gravity well isn’t nearly as deep, so…

This is still a bit up in the air. International law says that national governments can’t lay claim to the moon or other celestial bodies, but doesn’t really set out rules for private ownership; in the past few years some policymakers have been making noises about the need for a legal framework for this.

Maybe Trump’s plan to get Mexico to pay for the wall is just to make America a really shitty country, until eventually Mexicans decide that *they* want a wall along that border for *their* own safety.

Teeechnically it does make some sense to have a separate branch for space. There isn’t really that much in common between operating assets in space and in the air. Mind, that doesn’t mean that funding this right now is a good idea, but speaking generally I do see some logic behind dividing space from the air force.

It should be more gender neutral, because we should be encouraging fathers to play a bigger role in childcare, and we should not be reinforcing the stereotype that a mother must always be the one doing the lion’s share of housework and child-rearing, or that it’s somehow wrong for a new father to take time off work to…

How impressed would they really be, though? I always imagine these dialogues as being a bit of a let-down. “You’re from beyond the year Two Thousand? My goodness! Which Martian colony do you hail from? Can you show me your rocket-pack? Have you evolved any psychic powers yet?” “Oh, uh. Well. No, but, our automobiles…

That’s brilliant! You can flip a coin and still keep half of everyone’s money! Your marketing needs work, though.

Oooh. Apologies!

If you can waste energy running a TV to entertain human family members, I don’t see why it’s more of a waste to use it to entertain feline family members who get lonely at night.

If this story teaches us anything it’s that he should have just drained the lake like we’re draining this peat bog. Probably tons of magical swords lying around lakes and bogs and swamps and such, unclaimed by ancient kings through error or oversight. Just going around draining them and claiming the kingship-inducing…

Blight is a valid word to use in this context.

But it would have been amazing if they took TOS aesthetics and just updated them a little — build on them as a foundation, instead of tossing them out and starting over. So, buttons and dials, but *nicer-looking* buttons and dials. Turtleneck uniforms, but *more stylish* turtleneck uniforms. Then it would have been…

The trouble is that as science teaches us more and more, we realise that many things in the universe *don’t* make “logical sense” — at least, not by everyday human standards. See for example: Anything with the word “quantum” in it. Things at that scale just don’t work the way common sense tells us they should work —…

That game is brilliant.