(avoid those upscale electronic ones that claim to self-clean as they do not work and can be a maintenance nightmare).

When we moved a piano at our house, we found over 50 of my hair ties under it. I wish we had gotten a picture but I was stunned and my Hub was howling with laughter.

The Voltron Cat Tree is needed, ThinkGeek. Seriously. NEEDED!

And please: That’s not a secret hideous pro-life message or anything. I will also do everything I can to make sure she doesn’t have an unplanned pregnancy. To explain to her that I had a choice to make about that pregnancy and why I chose to roll with it, at the age I was, in the relationship I was in, feeling the way…

Was in Portland and, whenever in Portland, went to Voodoo Donuts with friends. They had the doughnuts when we got there and one of our friends, the jokester, told me that I'd just eaten The Boobie. VD has weird names for some of their doughnuts so I thought nothing of it. It was a regular doughnut with pink icing…

Cats do that for everything.

Tahiti?

One of our cats love to chase any bug that comes into the house. Then he eats half and leaves the other half for us. He won't let us take them away until we tell him what a good boy he is.

I have a small dog (poodle shih tzu mix) and free feeding works for her. But it didn't work for my grandmother's apple dachshund could not. It's about the pet and the breed.

MOST women's colleges are extending transfer deadlines for Sweet Briar students. President Kiss (Go Scotties!) announced that Agnes Scott was committed to working with SB students on transfers as necessary.

Andy Samberg will host the Emmys. I don't know why I'm against this, but I am

Um, what big kid wouldn't want them on their desk? *shifty look*

I wish you the best and know that it's a difficult situation (see it with my bro and his ex). One thing that MAY help is to find out what her best reward would be. If she gets good grades (A/B, whatever you determine "good"), what's the reward? Could be she wants her ears pierced or a weird hair thing (color is…

So, to me, the one on my tushy felt PAINFUL. Like, red levels on this chart.

Your bunny already had the munchies, it appears. You really want to give him more weed?

Did you read "Watership Down?" Du-ude...did you? I mean, I was like, all, wow! And then...oh and wow, deep. and then I thought about the wire and...hey, I'm gonna eat some of this clover now...tasty.

What did J Gosselin do before he paid a gagillion dollars fo fertility treatments? Why can't he go back to doing that?

I love how her finger is poised over her iphone like, "I'm gonna click this! I'm gonna."

There is a movie coming out in March called Zombeavers. I saw it on IMDB.

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