That girl who sang that song you couldn't get out of your head that one summer has finally procured gainful employment. Carly Rae Jepsen will be hitting Broadway to take on a 12-week run as Cinderella. Check it out, maybe.
The Shit-Slingers Over At TMZ Think Rape Culture Is A Hilarious Joke
I will not write the longread on rape culture in the canine kingdom that I know you all were so desperately waiting for, but as far as tacky TMZ headlines go (which is a pretty low bar to begin with), "Amanda Seyfried's Dog Rapes Other Dog" is the absolute fucking worst.
A+E Caves, Reinstates Bearded Bigot Phil Robertson to Duck Dynasty
A mere eight days after placing Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson on "indefinite hiatus" following his homophobic comments to GQ Magazine, A+E has caved to Internet demand and brought Robertson back to the cast of the popular cable show. The reinstatement comes after a petition at IStandWithPhil.com garnered 259,979…
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Anderson Cooper Knows Far Too Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
Plan on never unhearing what you're about to hear about the Vanderbilts and their love of tongue play; if geriatric oral sex isn't your thing, TLC's new sex-focused reality series makes Kim Kardashian look like Jennifer Lawrence; Hollywood has joined the NFL in disenfranchising Native Americans for a quick profit; and…
The Author of Mary Poppins Is A Homewrecking Monster
While it's no surprise that Disney's Saving Mr. Banks would ultimately portray a rather rosy view of P.L. Travers (the cantankerous author of beloved children's book-turned-movie Mary Poppins), they seem to have omitted a most crucial fact: Travers was a terrifying psycho who split up her adopted children.
Gawker Heroes: Shia LaBeouf
When you mess up a lot, you have to learn how to apologize, and apologize quickly. No one knows this better than I do, for I find myself constantly apologizing for the dumb things I can't seem to stop doing. So when Gawker asked us each to pick our biggest hero of 2013, who better than Shia LaBeouf himself, The…
Breakdowns: The Girls Have Accomplished So Little In Four Years
HBO has released another trailer for a criminally underrated show that you might not have had a chance to check out yet; Rich Kids who don't know how to read books are now getting their own book; Jon Hamm may not be a child-abandoning, Xenu-eschewing nutbag, but his newest trailer shows that he still ain't no Tom…
Disney's Christmas Gift To Bill Simmons Is Making Him A Movie Producer
Fully-grown human Bill Simmons has the fervency of a small child when he really, really wants something (see: his impassioned pleas back in 2009 to become the general manager of the Timberwolves; see also: the Timberwolves bad cop refusal to indulge this). Good cop Disney has now given in to their adorable son's…
Enemies of the heir, beware. J.K. Rowling's Christmas gift to the world is a little more Harry Potter: Rowling has teamed up with two British theater producers to bring a Potter prequel to the stage in London.
Breakdowns: A Man Died On A Vacation He Won From Ellen DeGeneres
Maybe people will cheer a little less aggressively for Ellen's 12 Days of Giveaways this afternoon—a man who won a vacation from the talk show host died while taking it; a very small Will Ferrell indie flick is making big bucks; Martha Stewart has got no time for Gwyneth Paltrow; and SoulCycle is giving back for the…
Argo screenwriter Chris Terrio will be taking over for David S. Goyer and writing the new draft of the Batman vs. Superman script. While this Batman likely won't be racking up Oscar nods, it does reunite Terrio with his bearded bestie Ben Affleck.


