LF was already fucked way before Bran or Arya returned. It’s not magic.

Exactly what I came here to comment on...

I am certain I could give a straight up yes or no answer to whether or not I sent a photo of my cock (or Roddy McDowell’s) to anyone that I work with at FOX News.

Oh? Did they take this picture too?

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”

He’s more uptight than his pants.

Yeah, what a heads up play.

How come nobody told me Liev Schreiber took his son to Comic-Con dressed as Harley Quinn??

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

SPOILER ALERT NEXT TIME PLS

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

Maybe watersports.

This is not a judgment-free zone.

It reads like shitty rap lyrics.

That teacher lacks, um, a strong grasp on the English language. Though their conversational tone is certainly unique.

English instructor. Uses ‘Distain’.

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA