beckaroobanzai
Beckaroo Banzai
beckaroobanzai

I was just watching that too and I am fucking terrified. Be ready.

What makes you say that?

Seasoning the Truth with Lies: The Sean Spicer Story

I’m just gonna come out and say it: Fetal Remains is an awesome name for a metal band.

I’m soooo excited for this! Maybe this is corny, but I really want Jordan to come out in a suit at the beginning of each episode and do a Rod Serling-style intro!

This is literally the only thing that will get me to pay for their streaming service, and I’m sure I’m not alone in that sentiment. Well played, CBS.

It may take a really long time to find medication that works for you. It really sucks, but it’s kind of the nature of dealing with mental illness. The brain is ridiculously complicated, so unfortunately, finding effective medication is often trial and error, even when you have a really good doctor.

Aliya, thank you for being so honest about your experiences. I am also a permanent resident of Crazytown, which is sometimes the loneliest place on earth, and it’s really helpful to hear from others who have been through the same struggle.

Yep. And the name of Washington’s football team is still racist AF.

Someone with the HIGHEST propensity to be a terrorist, rapist, racist, killer, and domestic violence all star.

What?!? Who are these white people?!? Homemade Mac n cheese is necessary for Thanksgiving!!!

OH MY GOD! He is so hawt in Fright Night! I was so confused about my feelings when I first watched it - I was like, “I think I kinda want to bang Prince Humperdink...?”

Me too, girl. Me too. (as I’m sure you can tell from my avatar)

GASP! Never disrespect Richard Ayoade!!!

As a Cincinnati native, I approve this message.

You gotta love how the NFL continues to employ a guy with multiple rape accusations, but it’s a bridge too far for them to hire a guy who peacefully protests the murder of black people. Fuck Ben Rapistburger and the NFL.