Just another woman setting up a frivolous lawsuit. Eye discomfort is what us lawyers call “assumption of risk” when sitting in the 2nd row at a Kings game.

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

Let me guess. You’re Brett.

Sure, half a pound of weed and a gun sounds bad, but Rice Jr. probably won’t get in any trouble for this, especially since his stepmom used to be the governor of Alaska.

Well, they have a bye next week, but it’s Kirk Cousins, so he still may find a way.

This never would have happened to Maadult Cleaves.

Hey, even if his career is over, he’s going to make a shitload of money off selling shirts, posters, video and other merchandise of that soon-to-be legendary play. This isn’t the type of opportunity that the university would use to line its coffers at the expense of the players involved. Nope. Never.

Also, Donald Trump cologne. It also stinks.

I tweeted this a few months back after #NXTTakeover:

Godddddd I love New Day so much.

Nobody beats the Wiz but pretty much everyone beats Maryland.

Should have known it wouldn’t work from his first tweet after getting the job:

I think he’s doing the cactus Jack pose.

This is exactly my point. This was a fistfight between a guy who had a cup of beer thrown on him and a guy standing next to the guy who had thrown the beer. It’s an event, sure, but this fight is now some watershed moment in the timeline of the NBA, for some reason, when a few years later a future murderer would hold…

3 muffs in the stands? Jeter-esque.

I’m kinda side-eyeing your brother too, tho.

If only every player had a gun on the field, it would be much safer.

Even more ridiculous than the fire is the fact that they put it out.

One dude stops waving before the bus is even fully passed. One dude couldn’t be bothered to put on a red shirt. One dude DIDN’T EVEN STAND UP OUT OF HIS CHAIR.

What this video doesn’t show is how, after a four-degree googly run out, Anderson’s wicket sailed over the bowler and hit the pitch on a yorker, securing eleventeen runs for his side and all but clinching the match.