From what I understand, once you fuck, you’re no longer a Virginian. 

It’s a primary - Obama only got 36% of New Hampshire in 2008, and that was with only three major candidates on the ticket.

For all the troubling evidence of fractures in the Democratic Party over the past couple of weeks (and really over the past couple of years), I am actually really drawing a lot of hope from everyone...socialist, centrist, white, black, male, female....coming together in a shared, united, unshakable disdain for Pete…

Loved it! Of course some people will be upset because they shook what their mama gave them and how dare they do that when children were just previously watching grown men in tight pants run around a field and violently hit eachother.

LOL at “a few grand at most.” My last job transition where I needed COBRA I got a quote of $1,300 a month! That would have been $3,900 for three months, not including other healthcare costs like copays and deductibles. This was 2012, and health insurance as obviously only skyrocketed since then. I was luckily in a…

This is very different than Ebola due to the current R0 rate and mortality rate. The R0 for the new coronavirus has an R0 of 2-4.  That means it is far more contagious than Ebola which is why we are seeing so many more cases. However, Ebola is far deadlier with a mortality rate of around 50%. The common influenza we…

I'm surprised no one has died on this show

Honestly this discussion pops up every couple of years, and this is all I can think about

I had to listen to my Catholic in laws and friends gush last week about how great the March for Life was, how great Trump’s speech was, how they loved a sign they saw that said “A person’s a person no matter how small,” and it took every ounce of self-control not to scream at them about how if they actually cared…

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

I’ve been trying not to get attached to any Jez writers because FUCK it really hurt when Mark left and even though I disagreed with a lot of her takes it REALLY hurt when Jia flew the coop but dammit Ashley I’m pretty attached to you and I know you’ve gotta leave someday but not soon please. This was really good. 

I saw the reaction to Sonmez’s tweet yesterday and was holding my breath for the WaPo’s reaction. Yup. They made the wrong call, just like I thought they would. You don’t punish a reporter for conveying accurate information. She didn’t tweet it directly to his family. She didn’t add commentary calling him anything…

Thank you. For a reporter to be punished by a purported news organization for accurately pointing out that he was very credibly accused of rape, is fucking insane.

Hi Jezebel! As a NorCal resident for 30 years, I cheer this great news! That said, let’s not forget that the Green Bay Packers is the only NFL team to be owned by the FANS (almost 400,000 of them!) rather than by a group of almost entirely white, male, extremely wealthy capitalists. The Packers is a nonprofit. The…

There are so many possible test problems that could be written suitably for a high school (biology? criminology? What the hell was this class?) exam, without going to semen samples and rape.

As a fellow Warren supporter, this is the correct take. I don’t doubt that Bernie made remarks about the electability of a woman candidate, because he was probably saying what we’ve all thought in the wake of 2016: wait, is this country too sexist to elect a woman? I personally believe it isn’t, which is part of why I…

Dudes, if you’re thinking of setting up a nice, shockingly pink “lady drawer” in your space for guests, fill it with someone she might actually want:

And not a SINGLE toothbrush in sight. God damn. 

Have to say that my first reaction is “Oh crap. This is just going to hand us Biden as a candidate.” Which I don’t want, partly because I perceive Biden as serving my interests least. If, after all, your entire campaign pitch is “let’s return to the normal Obama years!”, I am forced to remember that the “normal” Obama…

Warren has been tagged a “liar” by the GOP for a while now. Any story on Fox is accompanied by dozens to hundreds of people calling her a liar.