Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.
Steve (Harrington) with the Good Hair
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For me the giveaways are the people who insist on writing a billion words about how perfect and lovely their family/relationship/life is, as if anyone who is actually happy with their life would feel the need to explain that to anyone else.
The main problem with social justice is that the front liners are still fighting battles that were over thirty years ago. “We worked so hard for you to be able to have a career!” Yes, you did, and that was a real and hard-fought war, with real improvements in women’s lives. But there are different problems now and…
All of this - except the older ladies thing - is true for me. The older ladies are the ones to say “I’m so sorry you have to work” even though I’ve always been the breadwinner, my work defines me in many ways, I and have made more than double (now more than 4 times since he’s PT) what my husband does for YEARS now. I…
NYC is actively lactivist. If you go to a Health + Hospitals hospital (the public hospitals, and pray that you don’t) new mothers will be barraged with breastfeeding materials and visits from consulting teams that will tell you, in ten different languages, that breastfeeding is the only way. They will somehow teach…
Why is he living his life according to a Days of Our Lives-script?
Relationships are work, though. Not all work is paid, nor does it necessarily make sense to change that. But they are work, and they do involve labor. Being there for someone to rant to, providing them emotional support and/or advise, scheduling future get-togethers, figuring out how to communicate with different…
“Darling, Did your human heart fail today? I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility. I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”
At this point, I’ll take whatever I can get. Death, impeachment, prison, just falling down stairs until he breaks all his limbs...
I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!
If Waddlin’ Don is commenting, he’s lying, simple as that. I guarantee that the next time he shows his grotesque face in public he’ll be even more caked in makeup than ever and he’ll be visibly unwell. Lard Belly had some sort of breakdown during his Saturday afternoon teevee bender and was carted off to the hospital,…
If Melania could open her eyes at all after her “kidney procedure”, I’m sure they would have lit up like a child’s on christmas when she thought Trump was circling the drain. We all share your disappointment, Mel
aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well
The power of a simple walk is very real, and extremely necessary if you hate your job because it gives you a great excuse to get out of the office for 15-20 minutes in the name of “sparking my creativity” or “revving up post-lunch.”
Not just that, but for the most part, people will be celebrating whatever their religious holiday is and New Years. So “Happy Holidays” is absolutely correct. It’s also easier & faster to say it than “Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year”. I legit had to explain this to a guy at work, he got mad at me for…
Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.