P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

She looks dead?

Or, the shorter version, "Really classy guy gives really classy speech."

I struggled with whether he was going to be voted in, but mainly on the question of whether a guy who spent so much of his career as a DH was going to make it on the first ballot. I have to say that his willingness to sign autographs never entered into my calculations.

I teared up a little. I guess I'm just a warm hearted cyborg after all.

So. Much. Vehicular. Mayhem. This is exactly what I wanted.

I miss Terriers. I loved that show.

I'd look that way too after nine innings of Cardinals fans telling me that I need the play guitar The Right Way, like those nice boys in Matchbox 20.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

I just accepted a job offer after 5 months of unemployment!! It pays more than my old job, in a field that I have wanted to pursue for years, and the start date is weeks away (hello summer vacay) SO SO SO happy!!

This is coming from the studio that gave us Lost In Space and Wild Wild West in addition to the Schumacher Batfilms, so I wouldn't expect Spielberg-caliber effects.

That depends on who did it. I laugh at the Lawnmower man, but I don't laugh at Jurassic Park.

Wilson makes for a great Space Ron Burgundy.

The most

This isn't surprising news. After all, if there's anyone who can understand that Buffalo wants to keep Ralph Wilson's legacy in town, dead or alive, it's Bon Jovi.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

I did not know R. Kelly owned a cat.

A black Captain America? A female Thor?

He's a Paramount kind of guy. I'm fearing Roland Emmerich or Brett Ratner.