No, I meant that reporters shouldn’t bicker back and forth with Kellyann (and other MAGAts).  All they do is spin and lie while making nothing near a rational point, and getting heated and letting them say their bullshit hot take talking points and not calling them out on anything substantial does the whole country a…

I often wish the media would adopt this sort of policy:

Every time I see her I have to remind myself that she is a younger than I am. Over the past couple years I’ve been in face-to-face contact with a number of high school classmates in the same general age bracket as KellyAnne and I. Not a single one of them looks as weathered and grim as this woman. That includes the…

OH MY GOD SHE’S A MOLE.

I'm just happy she started using conditioner.

This kind of worked on a Suckabee post on a sister site so I will try it on The Slot and see if I get some free stars:

So this means there’s still time to retroactively ABORT STEVE KING!

“I’m declaring a NATIONAL EMERGENCY to force NANCY to allow me to give my STATE OF THE ONION speech in the HOUSE and get the biggest RATINGS!!!!”

False.  Fanny packs are awesome and super practical.  Until they start making all women’s clothes with functional pockets, we should all rock them.  

*Gasp*. You mean I might only be worth $10 Billion instead of $15 Billion? The indignity of it all!

checks out

“It is a little bit of pain” while justifying withholding pay for over a month from people who live paycheck to paycheck is ever so close to “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche.”

These moments...

And McConnell?  He can get some of that too.

Correct, Donald begins with a D.

Some took a political stance, blaming either President Donald Trump or congressional Democrats for the shutdown which is grinding the federal government to a halt

I don’t consider this any one party or persons fault. Both parties deserve equal blame on this one. Someone needs to swallow their pride and put us back to work. I would not mind an apology from both sides as well.

Good god Francis, wtf are you doing??

thanks for this.  balloons are absolutely horrible for the enviroment & sea creatures.  i know it’s cute but i hate seeing greiving people sending up balloons in memory of someone who died.  no, the dead people in heaven are not going to get your balloon & feel better about dying.  stop it.  just stop it.