Which just makes it that much crazier these people wouldn't just lie about their reasoning...

That's what I say to justify being friendly with admitted Republicans...

Oh man, you gotta love the "I'm sorry you got offended" non-apology apology bullshit...

And no neck tattoos this time! HOLLA!

GAWR, autocorrect!! ASS! Not add! You're making me look bad in front of Jezebel!

Wait, does "muppet face add" mean that your ass looks like a muppet's face? I guess if I had to choose a muppet's face for my ass to look like, it would be a more flesh-colored Honeydew Bunsen. Nice and round.

No. Schtick, not "schroeder". Apparently autocorrect is antisemitic and hates Jewy words (it just tried to change "antisemitic" to "antiseptic", bee tee dubs. CONSPIRACY.

Too bad. It kind of looks like a Hot Pocket, which I thought was part of the whole Schroeder and would have been awesome.

Dang Cabang-Macadangdang!

Jesus, Texas. Stop.

I'd like to get more involved with Hollaback as a volunteer if possible. Also, I'd like to add the silent but super obvious and aggressive eye-fucking to the list of shit that has got to stop...

Lol. And, tbh, I really don't care if JMac wants to talk about her pink taco. I just wanted to post that pic :).

Yeah. Pretty women should stop talking about their vaginas, with the glaring exception of Lana Kane.

Penis penis bo benis banana fana do fenis. Penis.

I kind of want to frame Taylor Swift for murder now. Who's in?

Yeah, I saw that and figured something must have been cut out...still though. Dick.

THANK you!

they're on like whole other sides of the park!

ugh. gives Schulmans a bad name. No relation, I swear! Also, the kid has "douche face".

P.S. Please approve me and release me from my gray prison!