As long as Apple manufactures in China, nothing can be kept secret because the laws are different. The Mac Pro was a surprise because it's manufactured in the U.S. and Apple would have sued the leaker into bankruptcy.

Do like my sister did. Get a ticket? Go back and take a picture of the area. Contest it and win. Except now you have lost a day of pay.

Apple would never use that packaging. It's irresponsible to them. Plastic and all of that wasted space inside the box? No way.

Bring back that cat right meow!

That was amazing. I would love to go there and see it.

I slam on my breaks for 1 second and watch them freak the fuck out. Most of the time they fall back. The look on their face is priceless.

Sigh.

From Cult Of Mac.

Could have done without the 30 second crotch shot. Glad they were safe.

"Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with you people? I have an infant that can't play Candy Crush Saga!!!!!!!!!!!!" Look at my expensive Zig Zag Dress! Don't you get it? I'm more IMPORTANT!!!

Or Gigahertz Green.

As a classic arcade nerd. Not interested. Compared to todays games, many classic games can be boring. The excitement lies in owning the machine because you never thought you would be able to own one.

I'm an artist and I don't get half of these pictures. Rhein II? WTF for $4.3 million? 99 Cent II? Los Angeles? These are photos anyone could have taken and I wouldn't pay $4.3 dollars for them.

I was also in a hardware store when I first heard it. Everyone was looking around like, "What the hell is that?" That's when I knew I had to have it, but after a while even I couldn't stand it anymore.

You win.

This douchebag delayed iOS and OS X development for a week. He deserves to be scared shitless.

Annoying Ring Ring guy. Try having this one go off during a meeting. So much fun.

I had this one at the height of its hated popularity.

Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose…