I’m also using a computer, the numpad is the thing to the right side of your keyboard.

“That’s... that’s a bad case of phimosis, Bud.”

Just the tip?

Your avatar is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

not a cold frosty butt? sorry for tormenting you twice :)

I’m not sure if that beer is offensive. But this is

Everything about her is amazing.

Nothing wrong with the pic he posted first: its an attractive woman (whos fit as hell) who is working on a car, using tools properly.

Yes, on race day they are in the FR suits, but that first pic looked like they were practicing or she was giving a demonstration.

she is RIPPED. Don’t fuck with her.

I’m under the impression that she could break these models in half—along with all of those oversized wrenches.

Word. Now that's pretty hot.

Yet in the pic you chose she still is wearing clothing that makes her look attractive. Pit crew members wear non-attractive fire retardant suits (that are incredibly sweaty and uncomfortable)... You should have posted a photo more like this:

now THAT is some true eye candy

Is he trying to smuggle a handfull of marbles? I think he should probably see a doctor, as genatalia shouldn’t be so... lumpy.

The best drink for all-day drinking is mojitos. Delicious delicious rum, hydration from the club soda, and a little sugar in there to keep things moving. I can (and have!) drink mojitos all. day. long.

I was thinking it would be easy to find similar photos of men working on cars. You know, equal opportunity sexism and all. It wasn’t as easy as I thought. Although, I’m not sure this guy is working on the car so much as he’s trying to show his dick to scale.

I have a great idea for a photoshoot.

How can you people support this BLATANT MISANDRY?! Shouldn’t an ostensibly feminist website be in favor of EQUALITY, particularly forms of equality which MAINTAIN THE STATUS QUO?! This is a STEP TOO FAR, ladies. That’s why feminism is out of date and useless!