Oh, happy birthday to you too! I hope your day was as good as mine!

I've said this before to a bunch of people, probably you included, but I've really appreciated the commentariat the past few months. I'm not particularly funny and my comments aren't spectacular (seriously, that beaver pun did not deserve any acknowledgement at all). Y'all didn't have to be nice to me, let alone as…

It's true. Constant stupidity from both of them.

Come play with us!! It's actually a lot of fun, and that's where most everyone hangs out these days.

From what I understand it's been a fairly steady decline. Changing the format of the comments changed the way the old guys were able to play off each other, and the influx of bad commenting drove the rest of them off in a hurry. I know I've been on the receiving end of some real nastiness the past week or so, and I'm…

Thank you! I was too busy celebration-ing yesterday to really pay attention, and then today I just wasn't really feeling it. Too much Twitter-bitching for me to feel like venturing down into the comments.

I actually missed most of today. Good thing I did, apparently.

I just saw this. +1

Professional football players these days are just too damn cocky.

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Squash and killing my stepmother. Oh, and Polo's really only a technicality, I only did a practice ride one time.

I've done twelve of the fourteen, because I suck.

Emma Carmichael, who currently edits The Hairpin, only just recently left Deadspin.

False.

Were they worth it?

+1

Crazy day today, amirite? This came on shuffle yesterday while I was driving back from NY, and I've found myself listening to it on repeat ever since. Hope everyone had a lovely holiday/Monday!

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There's not a single black person alive who doesn't know exactly what that words means when it's directed at them by a non-black person. For you to even suggest otherwise says a whole lot about your individual biases, and I'm sad for you.

Those Beavers really can take a pounding.