If you kids don't stop complaining, so help me, I will turner right around and go back to Atlanta.

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I bought an awesome bag at Target a couple years ago that lasted forever and ever until it finally bit it this year.

I call shenanigans. I lived in Edinburgh and they DEFINITELY had home fries. They just called them potatoes.

That's the Spirit!

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Uh-huh. Sure they were. Not.

Oh, I do actually have music today! I'm in upstate NY this weekend drinking wine and eating too much fancy cheese, so obviously that means it's time for bluegrass. This is all Banjo's fault. Have a fabulous weekend, y'all!

Don't encourage them, you.

Was that not a thing we were doing? YOU KEPT PUNNING AT ME.

Also, you won the pun-off by a landslide. I'll go back to not commenting again.

I, for one, think you're both idiots.

I think he and I could probably reach an understanding about women's stuff. His labor certainly pains me.

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7lbs. 4oz. is below average for an American baby boy. Much like your sense of humor, actually.

But is he winning the race?

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Yeah, sorry. Those jokes get real old real fast once you're actually on a list. Talking to TSA these days is always an adventure.

Oh, I definitely was. At least since I was 17 or so, and definitely after I took a government-sponsored Arabic program a couple of years ago. I had to, like, sign a form and stuff saying that everything I did during the program was subject to government oversight.

I am not with the Mossad, or any other intelligence agency. That said, my Youtube/Google searches lately have been nuts, and I'm totally going to get arrested for them someday. I think I might have accidentally stumbled upon an al-Qaeda listserv the other day.