Don’t be ridiculous. You and I both know that men are actually just apes, incapable of communicating by means of anything other than grunts and, in exceptionally intelligent specimens, basic sign language
Hello lovies! I have a Big Event™ coming up on Friday and it occurred to me literally this morning that this is the first time I’m ever going to have to do my own hair for an event of this caliber.
It's been brought to my attention that I eat like a middle-aged bachelor. Here's proof.
So as we've discussed before, I eat a really surprising amount of emergency food. It's often pretty good. Sometimes it's an unholy abomination that should never be seen, heard of, spoken about, or eaten. (Sometimes you hate yourself and eat it anyway.)
Hello, gentlemen! Noted commerce and hip-hop music site recently ran this post about buying the perfect engagement ring.
Oh my god y'all I'd totally forgotten about this
Guys, I've been listening to this fucking band for eleven years of my life. THEY'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD BAND.
who the fuck are you???
8pm drunk chat
Today, in Weather: There are fucking snow drifts in this city that are taller than I am. One of these is outside of my house. I fell into it. Put leashes on your children, or the snow monster will eat them.
I don't hate pigeons more than I hate possums, but it's a really close thing.
So I've got a low-grade fear of birds, right? Not, like, a BAD fear, not anything crippling—it's actually more of a passive dislike. I will look at birds from afar and think that they are pretty, and I'm certainly not immune to the cuteness of some birds, but as a general rule I'm very okay with them staying in the…
So I keep seeing this post floating around on Tumblr, where many fine folks seem to think that this is a fantastic and highly effective commentary on the way women in media are often criticized for their attire.
So I totally forgot I wrote this earlier this year, and was reminded of it last night. In the absence of actually writing things (I swear I have more bad Netflix coming!) I'm just gonna recycle this and go back to my tort-feasing hole for the next ten days. <3
I fucked up real bad, guys.
As I've mentioned before, I have nothing but emergency food in my pantry at the moment. So far I've managed to do all right. There's definitely nothing fancy, and I have gone out a couple of times since last week, but for the most part I've been eating peanut butter toast and soup and it's all been fine.
All the trains have failed
It's too fucking cold to go to the grocery store, and I am down to emergency food. Somehow I managed to make stroganoff out of it.