bathtubstu
BathtubStu
bathtubstu

I’m lactose intolerant, but I still eat a lot of dairy. You know why?

I feel like there has to be a direct correlation between how much hate a person has inside them and how it ages them faster in the outside.

I Would Beto.

I thought I was the only one who thought Beto was low-key hot!

Y’all, I have, like, a teenage girl crush on Beto O’Rourke. We hugged once (well, side hug, like a Duggar) and I swear I got butterflies. He’s very, very handsome.

It’s not only real, its 90+% of their collective identity. Conservative talk radio has had these flustercucks as the victim in their own productions for over 30 years now. After a certain point they believed it, internalized it, and now truly feel victimized by pretty much everything that doesn't tell them how great

It’s staggering! She killed a man and got away with it, but somehow SHE’S the victim here? FFS, she got hired again and given a gun and a badge, and now she gets to make money off this story while four kids have to live without their dad?! Totally fucking nauseating.

Oh my fucking god. The persecution complex is so fucking REAL with these assholes. 

I think the thing that frustrates me most about maternity pants is the Under the Bump vs the Over the Bump. There are far more options for over the bump, but for those of us that have sensitive bellys (it’s a thing), over the bump makes me want to die. 

The personal experience thing is very real - it’s why we encourage people to come out of the closet about their sexuality and about having had abortions. It’s harder to hate on those things when they’re attached to someone you know and love. So, yeah, I’ll take it, too.

I am normally the first to defend famous people’s right to privacy but I swear that if we do not get high quality photos of this dog soon I will single-handedly topple the British monarchy. I will trade you every single photo of any children this or any other royal couple has or will have (from baptism to wedding to

Here, here Homer!

I think we all know....

Never forget  

Sometimes with all the crazy news, one forgets just how downright delusional the man really is.

If I’ve learned anything from watching Real Housewives, it’s that there are many women who not only don’t mind that a man is a deadbeat who has abandoned his children, but will shelter and support him as he dodges his responsibility.

I feel like this particular murder struck me harder than most because as much as I always say to myself “they don’t always look like the type” (my father didn’t look like the type either), this guy DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THE TYPE. He looks like a dude I’d swipe a hard right on. And he didn’t use a gun, he was capable of

Okay, then. I, an anonymous internet commenter, have demands for this 2nd film. I’m gonna need more Astrid (Gemma Chan) in this one. And I will be sorely disappointed if there isn’t loads of Kitty  (Fiona Xie) being ridiculous and OTT.

The thing is...I am absolutely more successful today than I would have been if I hadn’t had an abortion at 16. It was the smartest choice I could have made, not to mention I didn’t want to have a baby. 

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd.