The big lesson continues to be, is that if you are an actor/actress and you want to win best actor/actress at the Oscars, portray someone with a disability. Works like a charm. The Academy snorts that stuff right up.

Iris: "Do you have a name?"

The difference lies in the starting point.

"I'll be ready in about 3 hours, just gotta put my face on"

The ever lovely to be around Bane. "YEA LET'S LIFT SOME HEAVY SHIT!"

How about Killer Croc

When I saw that header for Day Men, I have to admit that for a second I thought it was something to do with this.

*dramatisation*

The Internet: surprisingly similar to the Middle Ages.

Damian is my favorite Robin ever. Yeah, he's a smug, egomaniacal little shit, but you know who else is? Batman. Bruce just gets away with it because he's so damn good at what he does.

yeah invented

Can't find a clip of it, but Jon Favreau's 'Chef,' did a great job of using Twitter on screen. Lot's of little animated birds flying out of people's phones. Very cute.

Clearly, we are living in the darkest of all possible timelines.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to slide to the reality where this movie was made instead of the one we got.

Pretty sure that isn't Batman, that's the Arkham Knight.

The taxes in Otisberg, even though being a little place, are criminal.