at least there’s a possibility that someone strikes out in free agency and talks themselves into “yeah, but Wall is still an All-Star with tons of talent, so maybe...”

And almost 100% of the ones you do.

That shot chart is Gruden-like. However, my favorite NBA visualization is still this Google search result:

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

Assuming by “that venue,” you mean every goddamn place on this garbage continent.

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

Wow. A player effectively banned from playing his sport in an entire country?! He must have REALLY disrespected their national anthem. 

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

A doctor, a nurse, and a Texas lawmaker walk into a bar.

This is one of the biggest problems with our political system - the people we elect to make the laws are often so incredibly stupid that they cannot understand the basic concepts of things they are trying to legislate. There should be some sort of mandatory standardized test for anyone running for public office.

“Furkan Korkmaz” is the phonetic spelling of “fuckin’ coke, man” as sung by Scott Stapp.

Not just billionaires...if I had a million

God, my son is 3 and he sounds like Barry White compared to that high-voiced little future bleacher bum.

To be fair though, I have a hard time with that one sometimes.

Like unicorns with four horns.

Kill that shit with fire and hammers. 

Yeah, but what happened when they asked it this?

I mean, you could just acknowledge that there’s a problem with police brutality directed towards people of color. That seems like the easiest solution.

You’d think with this, he’d want to settle, but when you are broke, you can’t settle. Knowing that Jones is most likely broke as fuck, the Sandy Hook families should never take any deal offered. It’s time to put this guy in a van down by the river. 

Elliot Abrams is one of biggest monsters that walks free on this Earth.  We are an evil nation to make him part of our government.   Thank you Rep. Omar for this.   She’s braver than anyone else in Congress.