When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

My dad used to say that every time I’d get into an argument with my mom.

How dumb do you think we are?

There was more effort on defense here than there is in an entire NBA season

That's a fun promotion. The Yankees would probably only let him swing from the left side and if he hits a homer his tickets are free but his kids are triple the cost and his wife has to give handys to the players.

Good Lord. Gentlemen, get one of these and use it.

Who has to fuck the goat?

whoops, five. fuck it.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

I think my favorite part of the Nets current situation is that they only have ONE first round pick in the next three years, and that pick is controlled by the Celtics.

his approach is just as crazy when you consider the torque roberto carlos puts into his best shot. 30 seconds in

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

But first will you please take back Pablo?

I have heard that the Giants actually made him the same financial offer as the Sawx, with one apparently significant contractual difference: San Francisco built a weight-monitoring program into the deal, and Boston did not.

I feel like this is what happens if I ever try to pull off a hangnail.

By the looks of it, his trapezium was going long, but his proximal phalanx snuffed out the action.

I just think it was great that he paid homage to Kobe by shooting 35%.

Popovich/Duncan 2024