Don’t forget, he puts ropes around his Lamborghini too.

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

What if teams could stockpile penalty yardage and cash it in later in the game? You could have a 4th-and-long in the fourth quarter and then redeem your 15-yard personal foul from the first quarter. I feel like most Head Coaches’ heads would explode.

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Don’t read it then. MMA is safer than boxing and American football and many enjoy the spectacle of athletes that are world class in a number of skill sets battle against each other. Dont listen to Greg about race in the UFC.

What the fuck, bro? Jesus fucking Christ, is there no vetting/editing going on at CaptMurmur’s brain/reading comprehension? I mean, this is a fucking bad comment, you moron! And it’s completely wrong. The commenting is insipid and stupid and was clearly done without paying one iota of attention. You just wrote a…

make sure you have a cigarette handy

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

Yeah, if only Deadspin would EVER talk about Boogie or Giannis.

But you are boring as fuck, so who gives a shit?

Too bad you’re not a fan of basketball. You might be able to enjoy what the rest of us are seeing.

Awarded the Dennis Miller Honorary Doctorate for Arcane Commentary, 2016.

Counterpoint: Carson Palmer lost the damn game.

LeBron pulled an Otto Porter....

Serious post:

i love that cleveland got offended by that and then shit the bed

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

usually Colon and "back-to-back doubles" involve cheeseburgers