The real crime is what's on top of that pizza.

And they say women couldn't stand the heat of battle. SHE, ladies and gents, is who I want to be in a foxhole with.

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.

It's also Joint Photographic Experts Group, so I expect you to pronounce .jpeg as "jay-feg" from now on. Also, I'm pronouncing your name like the word even. I don't care how your parents pronounce it.

But I hear they make a KILLI- *is immediately ambushed and thrown off of a bridge*

Basset hound/husky mix puppy?

Sounds pretty normal, to me. I'd put a best friend I've had for years before a relatively short-term relationship, any day. That's just how it works, in probably most cases.

Thank you for this article. It makes you wonder how many other celebrities have abused women and had their people take care of it. Hopefully the Cosby/Ghomeshi revelations will have any other abusers quaking in their boots.

I was fine with this trailer and not really sold on the movie.

Chris Pratt, on a motorbike, with Velociraptors. Your move Tom Cruise, your move.

I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT THE EXPLANATION IS FOR PRATT'S DINO PACK. I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE THAT PUT TO FILM.

These phones are all so good that I'd be perfectly happy with any of them. It's damned nice to have so many choices. It's also nice to see that nothing with Samsung's 'improvements' to the UI made the list. Perhaps more people have discovered how Android is supposed to look and perform.

A Feminist Frequency video?

Actually, you can! I can't speak to all carriers, but we had no problem transferring our numbers to Cricket Wireless.

Ting runs on Sprint but has voice and sms roaming with other companies like Verizon if no Sprint service.

^^^Someone obviously unfamiliar with the complete and utter uselessness of a Swiss Army Knife. Speaking as a person with said experience, it's a damn good thing that Switzerland is militarily neutral, elsewise they'd have been slaughtered in less time than it takes to say, "fuck, that's the nail file. Why does this…