Just put it back on Craigslist: “Ran when moored, no hull kickers (I know what I have), waterline raised for sporty handling, lots of extra fresh water storage in the bottom of the hull. Free tank of diesel!”

I wonder if heavily-armed warlords just shrug their shoulders and laugh it off when you reply to their customer service complaints with a poop emoji.

I imagine the insurers of a $2M car can also invest a few bucks into making sure it was on the up-and-up, too.

Tell me you’re a partner in a provincial gym and low-level drug dealer without telling me...

“Don’t worry, it always makes that noise. You have five hours to make a 450 mile run, don’t break the speed limit.”

The owner may be waiting for a meth head with a Sawzall to cut into the battery, hoping that it’s a catalytic converter, and solve the problem by setting it on fire.

More than my previous vehicle, and slightly more than any of my buddies’ vehicles.

Just a few more tax cuts and a little less regulation of business, I promise...

That’s *peak* torque, in a car that weighs less than the power seats in a modern car. I recall journalists being caught out by the wild power delivery in period.

Indeed, recording over earlier footage on the USB stick could be construed as destroying evidence, so they can claim civil forfeiture of the car and sell it off.

People are getting the new Superleggera option for free and still ungrateful. Oh well, it’s just another OTA software patch, right?

Too late to add /s to my post :-(

What? Marketing forcing the engineers to build cars which are compromised for the way owners use them?

Socialist much? Those kids should band together and buy their own AC if they want it so much! They’ll just have to give up avocado toast and get an extra job.

If the federal standard is measured at a certain RPM or % throttle opening, a car can be federally legal *until* you rev the nuts off it in first gear.

The whining noise you hear in forward gears is coming from the driver’s seat, from someone longing for the days of carbs, choke cables, drum brakes and other Victorian technology.

Maybe Trump can create the bigly prestigious cabinet position of ‘Secretary of Secrets’ for him.

Amazing how all of these people who make their living from ‘disclosing’ UFO ‘secrets’ manage to keep coming up with new revelations and recover deeper-buried memories every few years, unrelated to when the con circuit invitations and book sales start drying up.

Raw materials for future repairs.

It would make a great smuggling compartment. Just tell the customs officer that it stopped working, and you’re booked in to have Bentley look at it next month, and they’ll just nod understandingly and send you on your way.