Do you remember Bjørn Dæhlie? I remember Bjørn Dæhlie.
Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.
I got out of my car the other day, slipped and nearly fell, looked down and saw I’d slipped on an old banana peel, and went “What is this, the movies?!” out-loud.
I think Drew answered the question wrong. The wife wasn’t saying swipe perpendicular. She was saying hold it perpendicular, which is what’s happening in the video. Weirdo husband does what dude in the video does, but with the stick turned 90 degrees.
Intentional strikeout question. What about this scenario? Your team is comfortably ahead, it starts to rain hard and it’s only going to get worse. You want to get to an official complete game before the game is cancelled for weather.
The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.
skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings
Auto racing like F1 or Le mans is the most mentally grueling sport. If you loose your concentration trying to hit an apex on a corner going 230 you spin out destroy a car worth over 10 million and quite possibly can die. All with another car behind you breathing down your neck trying to pass you.
It’s in “”, so obviously it is only a suggestion.
He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:
The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.
Gonna call out a hard exception to the “durr everyone knows what is on the menu” rule and that is Taco Goddamned Bell. There are always a few standbys, but those fuckers are typically shuffling thru new menu items faster than a three-card monty dealer outside the subway stop. Plus, I’m usually half-smashed in the…
Plus you can slack off while everyone else is taking their lunch break.
Pajar Canada Guardo
Half man, (nearly) half a century
People get pissed with me for texting a paragraph instead of lots of shorter texts. Like either way it’s the same amount of information, wouldn’t you rather have your phone ring once instead of a dozen times?
There were also a few Falcons injuries where they had to stop the clock and I know this will sound bad but I was thinking at the time, “you might be hurt, but you have to get up and get off the field and not allow the refs to call an injury time out. That clock has to keep running.”
He’s thinking...‘thank god I’m moving to California so I won’t have things thrown at me in the streets.’
Seriously, it’s as if they think “But he handsome and wears nice clothes! Isn’t it somehow ironic that he’s a fucking racist piece of shit?!?”
As far as I’m concerned: