Aw man. Kerslake and Daisley (bass) are the unsung heroes of those first two Ozzy albums...a rhythm section for the ages.

Some of the grooves they play are just...so fucking odd, (especially for heavy metal, which tends the have very metronomic drums and bass), but always soooo deep, in the way that only guys who had…

According to The Good Place, she was hooking up with Drake.

She is just absolutely delightful. I want her to be my best friend. 

This might ruffle some feathers, but I’m not afraid to say it:

One time I was in Hong Kong, got invited to have drinks with a bunch of strangers, and had a one night stand. The next day, I had a one-hour rush hour walk of shame home, went to a museum, and ran into the same people. That’s what waking up to Quibi on my phone was like.

Waking up with a subscription to Quibi sounds like the worst hangover imaginable.

One night, early into quarantine, my partner and I got really, really drunk. At about 3 AM, someone (me) had the idea to download Quibi. One of us (me) decided to watch that judge show with John Legend’s wife. I think it was fun to watch while drunk?

In death they shall be remembered.

Finally, Kim Wexler wins an Emmy for something!

Don’t be ridiculous. There were no black people on Cheers.

Jesus, gaming is dead. I keep clutching at hope that one of these events is going to announce something that will get me to care but it's all so bland. Even the new Final Fantasy looks like a colourless slog. 

Ah, Elizabeth . . . the thinking man’s Olsen.

Its very nice to see film makers who care about the risk out there.  The exact opposite of Nolan who was like “Fuck your health, I want everyone to see my movie on the BIG SCREEN!!!”

In the beginning things were light. But things started to get heavy quickly. Two weeks in, she revealed her very serious abandonment issues and then began asking me whether I really loved her and demanding reassurance that I wasn’t going anywhere and she wouldn’t be “just a single chapter” in my life.

Become a Scooby-Doo villain, of course! If you want to stay in love you’ve got to keep those places abandoned, which means dressing up as an octopus-clown or something and spend all day frightening meddling kids away! Now, you will certainly need funds in order to pull this off, so I recommend that in addition to…

I have abandonment issues.
I only ever fall in love with abandoned shacks, abandoned mines, abandoned fairgrounds... basically anywhere an episode of Scooby Doo might take place.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that doesn’t ever promise you love but does know where you are at all times!

the fact that not everybody (you) have thought about this movie is the very definition of “cult classic”.

This movie seemed somewhat absurd at the time, (didn’t stop me from seeing it a couple times in the theaters, love it) but recent rewatches make it look downright subtle, restrained, and well crafted compared to the cacophonous action movies of today. Hell of a cast too.  

Whoever is doing the special and make up fx deserves an emmy.