I’m pretty sure Colbert is some fairy creature that got tired of carting small children off to mystical lands.
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Jim what’s your limit
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I fucking love Martha Stewart.
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How does one pull off a Martha Stewart Wedding with a short engagement? Her poor staffer must feel so.much.pressure.
I love this idea !
I somehow want these to be made into an advent calendar.
So we are living in separate homes, living separate lives, but for upwards of 2.5 years I'm supposed to remain celibate? Fuck you, pal.
Thank god for Income-Based Repayment, that’s all I have to say.
I got Nexplanon this June and I’ve been preaching it’s awesomeness to all my friends. Surprisingly, the implant/IUD makes all of them squeamish. The funniest thing about this: I’m the only one of us who is not banging anybody. One friend literally said she didn’t like the idea of a foreign object inside her. She…
Unpopular opinion: I think Elsie Otter is actually kind of cute. I mean, I wouldn’t name my kid after an animal but it sort of works in this case. I’m just glad she didn't name her kid after a fruit or color.
That last line is a garbage opinion. The garbagiest.
Little known secret: those of us that love it hate it, too.
I have a cross stitch sign in my bathroom that says “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom.”
Carlos Danger was one of the best parts of John Oliver subbing for Jon Stewart that summer. I can still hear the music and picture the dance.
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And gang rape each other. They are truly the humans of the sea.
Dating is an absolute mindfuck.
Correct. If they’re not being paid for their advertising for the team, they’re being exploited.