Oh. But Martha on Conan? Any of the times Martha has been on Conan? fucking gold.
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I fucking love Martha Stewart.
I just nearly spit coffee all over my keyboard.
Well played....goddamn. Well played
I really like this discussion.
As a white pseudo-millenial (I was born in ‘82, so whatever that makes me...) - I generally feel like I take care of myself. I’m from a poor family - single mom, 5 kids, etc. I’ve never lived at home as an adult (exclusing summers and breaks during my college years), I’m on the hook for…
I had the Mirena after I had my son in 2008. It was lovely. No problems, no periods, no accidental pregnancies. I had it removed abut two years later when I decided to try for another child. I’ve now had the Paraguard for about 3 years and it’s also lovely.
The paraguard seemed more painful to insert - but seriously,…
I’ve had two IUDS inserted and one removed (I still have the other). I’ve also had a goodly number of tattoos and piercings and I’ve gone through 20 hours of natural labor, c-section recovery....and I don’t know, probably a lot of other painful things that I can’t remember right now...and I’ll just say this - IUD…
It ALMOST crushes my soul to say that I actually like this movie. I won’t say it’s good- but I like it in the same way I like Dirty Dancing. Dirty Dancing is a goddamn terrible fucking movie, by literally every standard that exists for judging movies....but I’ll watch that shit, and enjoy it, until the day I die. And…
What’s with all the hating of the flare leg pants? As somebody who a) hates and b) cannot possibly wear skinny jeans - THIS is the moment I’ve been waiting for! Not the ankle flare, I’m with you there. But regular-pants length flares? Fuck. Yes. they make my hips and butt look fantastic - the optical illusion of…
As an Iowan....I am truly sorry. And really goddamn embarrassed.
I promise, a lot of us are pretty cool...just not this guy. Or that fucking Steve King.
Homegirl here works as a fancy, educated, professional 40/hrs week...and waits tables 1-2 days week (six figure student loan debt, holla!!!)
There might be somebody who runs more consistently than I do who can answer this, but I think for me the danger zone seems to be about 3 miles. I go to the bathroom like 3 times before I leave the house (just in case) and usually stop at the bathroom at the park 1/2 mile from my house...and then head out for the rest…
It’s a rare thing and you can (normally) plan around it...but yeah. holy hell, indeed. lol
I’ve done it and I don’t run competitively at all. I’m thrilled if I run an 11 minute mile. sometimes it’s just - there. and there isn’t enough time to find a bathroom...or a fucking ditch or whatever.
Actually - I’ll share this story of the first time this ever happened to me...
So I started running about 5 years ago. This one night, I was running with my dog, a 100 lb black lab. We’re jogging along, NBD, right? Suddenly by body decides to tell me to fuck right off...and I need a bathroom. Pronto. I live in a tiny…
Oh. It is. It’s terrible and it is.
And I am not a marathon runner, just a regular runner. I’ve run a half marathon and 2 10.5 mile Tough Mudders, but mostly I run in the 3-6 mile range. And I’ve had several near emergencies and 3 actual horrific incidents.
They are terrible. I eat very, very carefully on days when I…
Jesus motherfucking goddamn holy shit christ.
I’ve never been on a reality show...and as I’m in my thirties and don’t really look that great in a bikini, the likelihood that I will be is pretty low. But would I? Sure? if the vibe was there? I mean - this really never set out to be a wholesome show. The premise is “look while this one person dates all those other…
A) Who the fuck is still watching this show?
B) Since when is fucking somebody on a dating show unexpected? You think those Love Connection, Blind Date, Elimidate, etc etc contestants weren’t fucking? Love Connection was on over 30 years ago - and they may not have said “we had sex”, but I’m pretty sure it was implied…
It’s a dating show. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve fucked every guy I’ve ever dated. And then a few more additional ones. And my partner number is pretty low - like single digits low.
fucking people you date is a pretty standard thing that people do. Dinner, movies, maybe a concert, some sex...all pretty…
I know you were not asking me...but, I’ve had both the Paraguard and the Mirena. I had the Mirena for 2 or 2 1/2 years (after I had a baby) and I’ve had a Paraguard for just shy of 4 years.
I didn’t have a single problem with either one of them. I loved the Mirena - and for 2 1/2 years, I never had a period - and it…