Classic misdirection to throw off any would-be witnesses that might be following him. Sheer genius.

I mean, are we talking married sex or “we just met in a recently reopened bar so let’s go have some wild Covid 19 spreading and possibly die in a few weeks"sex? 

Pushed, not dragged. Just lending a helping hand.

It’s the left turn signal as he makes his way to the shoulder/exit on the right that really makes the video for me .

The cat can’t sleep on top of a flatscreen?

Have you seen any of Jason’s videos? I have no doubt he’s got laserdiscs stashed somewhere

Oh, man, that brings back memories of dorm move-in day.

“LCDs have saved a ton of space!!”

And the introverts are so far loving it :)

WFH is awesome for many jobs, yet, it will eventually turn the extroverts among us into raving unshowered lunatics who get overly excited when the FedEx guy shows up. with a new phone charger.

Last sentence is super accurate. I don’t think I’ve had a coworker or boss call me when I haven’t been on the can. I’ll go 3 hours without having a single call and field eight in a row while riding the brown express. My coworkers must think I have some sort of medical condition.

The last thing the world needs is millions of people driving alone in their cars to go to work when they could be manipulating spreadsheets and taking calls from their toilet.

That is either the tiniest wheel or the biggest mirror...

Hey, let the record show that this Gen X’er reserved two ‘phantom’ tickets to the hate rally without so much as a Tick Clock or a Finstabook or whatever socializing media the kids are doing these days. Now got off my lawn, 'Press Your Luck' reruns are almost on, and I don't mean the new ones with that Banker lady, I…

The password for the network is “Tin Roof Rusted”

that sounds gnarly, did you make it out alive? 

I’m taking a small, probably brief, measure of joy that the rally was a fucking shitshow. I hope Trump is spending the day alternately pouting and raging at everyone who comes into his line of sight. Maybe he’ll finally gorge on one too many Big Macs and pop an aneurysm.

POCKET SAND!

I’m still really struggling to comprehend how the same group who spent the eight Obama years constantly complaining about goverment overreach and questioning every decision as some nefarious action are now fucking applauding their President using the Justice Department as his personal stooge factory and firing every…

This seems totally normal and above board.